yeahitsmarco:

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

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pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

Straight Person: But who pays for the date?
Queer Person: No one. We dine-and-dash, cackling as we run out the door, flying away on our broomsticks as we flip everyone the bird. It's part of the Gay Agenda.
christareiss:

so you wanna be a master

christareiss:

so you wanna be a master

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

talom:

this is so beautiful

tvjojo:

*goes up to a straight couple* so who’s the silly rabbit and who’s the cinnamon apple?

How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

clean and clear commercial

hopunk:

white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart